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Diva Hollywood
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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Location: UK
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 Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject: A good diet to help with strress |
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> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the
> stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!
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> BREAKFAST
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> * 1 Grapefruit
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> * 1 slice dry, whole-wheat toast
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> * 1 cup skim milk
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> LUNCH
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> * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a 1oz of spinach
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> * 1 cup herbal tea
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> * 1 Penguin Biscuit
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> AFTERNOON TEA
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> * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
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> * 1 tub of Carte D'Or ice cream with chocolate topping
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> DINNER
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> * 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
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> * 2 loaves garlic bread
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> * 1 family size Supreme pizza
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> * 3 snickers bars
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> LATE NIGHT SNACK
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> * 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
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>
> REMEMBER:
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> "Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
> Send this to four friends and you will lose two kilograms
> Send this to all the friends you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
> 10kgs
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> IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs
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> Here's some advice for you:
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> Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
> things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
> started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,
> I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Chardonnay , a bottle of
> Bailieys, a butle of vdka, a pockage of Pinqeuns, a botl Prozic and
> Valum prscriptins, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a cholates.
>
> Yu haf no ider who gud I fel.
>
> *Peas sen dis orn to dem yu feel r in nead of iner Peece 
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DarklyDelicious Millicent
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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Can i omit the skimmed milk and replace it with Soya milk and omit the chicken and just have extra spinach!!! LOL 
xxxx
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Diva Hollywood
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Yes you may I would do the same to be honest, but you may have to add more chocs
Diva x
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DarklyDelicious Millicent
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Yes! more choc...more wine.....more pizza.....hmmmm LOL xx
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PennyPinns
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Location: Oxford
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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That is every diet I have ever followed!
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