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ladelcabaret · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 8 Location: México

Yes, girls. It´s appearing! How can I dissimulate it on stage? Don´t talk about exercise, please! I need a professional miracle!! I wanna cry!

Herr Geist · Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 4956 Location: Brighton, England

It needs to be gone by any means necessary! Unless it requires effort. haha.

Im just kidding and welcome to the forums.

I'm sure one of these lovely ladies can probably help you. Good luck!
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Ruby Rose · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:48 am Post subject:

Welcome to the forum Madame Cabaret,

Celluite is just watery fat and every woman has it, some just disguise it better than others. There are some great tights out there for dancers that hold everything together and totally obscure any unsightly "oranges in a string bag" effect. I use fake tan, if you're going to have cellulite at least make it as pretty as possible. If only I could hang fairy lights on it!!!!!

Ruby
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ladelcabaret · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 8 Location: México

Ruby Divine · Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 213

I feel your pain ladalcabaret! Just to let you know, I am using a Nivea gel called Cellulite be Gone - it doesn't disguise it, but does actually seem to be making it less and the skin looks a lot smoother and feels lovely and soft - also it's a cheapy so won't break the bank! Smile

Ruby Rose · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:13 am Post subject:

I'm sorry to upset you ladies, but any claims that a cream can get rid of cellulite is utter snake oil and an excuse to sell you body lotion at over inflated prices. The difference that cellulite cream makes is that your skin is getting a twice daily massage this is the most efficacious thing you can do as it stimulates the lymphatic system and helps to breakdown all the waste material you are storing there. I would also suggested using a natural bristle body brush before getting in the shower each morning working in long strokes or small circles towards to heart then after your shower massaging the area with a your favourite body lotion. Finally drink plenty of water or try substituting your tea and coffee for hot water with a slice of fresh lemon.

The best methods for treating cellulite are the cheapest, do not be sucked in by exotic promises.

Ruby
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Ruby Divine · Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 213

Darn, thought I had found a miracle cure!

Now where is that brush..........

assistedsuicide · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject:

I thought I'd let you ladies know about something that works for me!

Lush Cosmetics - Buffy The Backside Slayer Body Butter!
It's amazing. It's like a block of scrub that you rub on your thighs and ass cheeks and shower off. Works for me, I use it around twice a week. You can find it here: http://www.lush.co.uk/shop/index....p;cPath=28_32&products_id=227

Miss Baby Bones · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject:

scrub loads!

start at back of your knee and work upwards

repeat until pink and sore!! lol

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Heather Sweet · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 1075 Location: Uk drifter

Make-up ! quick fix for all. Just use a cheapy camoflague.
Noone will be looking for imperfections while your on stage there looking at you and your act. relax ,,,,, or scrub till pink.

Bella · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 302 Location: Manchester/London

Wear dance tights and most importantly a big, confident smile! Everyone has it so we may as well embrace it. Hmmm, maybe I should stick diamante's in my dimples........
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Diva Hollywood · Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 1927 Location: UK

Since doing my Evolution of Woman routine I don't care about my dimples anymore, I have completely bare legs in it. I have not had one person complain or even bring it up and I have plenty. If you put 100% into your act you will fly, if you try and hid stuff on stage your body language is very telling I think.
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Bea deVile · Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 341 Location: Brighton

I like Garnier Bodytonic rollerball - but I suspect that Ruby's right and it's got more to do with me attacking my thighs with the rollerball, rather than whatever's in the serum Sad

Ruby Rose · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:48 am Post subject:

Daily pummeling is the way ahead ladies. Maybe we could all meet up and pummel each other Shocked

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lushem · Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 495 Location: south east london

when you say camoflague, do you mean the green and black stuff the army use?

my thighs may dissapper, but the buttocks will get them!!!

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