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Ruby Rose
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*snigger*



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:40 am    Post subject: EEEwwwwwww Reply with quote

Boudicca wrote:

What if she takes em out for you?
Hahahahahahahaaaa
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lol , well you know the saying you can't teach your grandma to suck eggs -

( i have a feeling we may have to go to the naughty corner for deriving humour from the elderly )
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:25 am    Post subject: Re: EEEwwwwwww Reply with quote

Heather Sweet wrote:
Boudicca wrote:

What if she takes em out for you?
Hahahahahahahaaaa
Shocked


lol , well you know the saying you can't teach your grandma to suck eggs -

( i have a feeling we may have to go to the naughty corner for deriving humour from the elderly )


Hahahaaaaaa..I'm ALWAYS in the naughty corner anyway..

And who says its just geriatrics..theres a dodgy eld boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boudicca, you are absolutely terrible.

Looks like we'll get along fine haha.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: EEEwwwwwww Reply with quote

Boudicca wrote:
.theres a dodgy old boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..


There really is no need to talk about me like that, in fact I find it quite hurtful and you are obviously deeply jealous of my oral dexterity.

Ruby
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Re: EEEwwwwwww Reply with quote

Ruby Rose wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
.theres a dodgy old boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..


There really is no need to talk about me like that, in fact I find it quite hurtful and you are obviously deeply jealous of my oral dexterity.

Ruby
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Sorry Ruby..
Does that mean I should keep my gob shut about your glass eye and wooden leg too?
Hehe..
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herrgeist wrote:
Boudicca, you are absolutely terrible.

Looks like we'll get along fine haha.


Me..terrible?
I'm a little angel..I just better watch my halo doesn't slip down and bloody choke me!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you trust people with your darkest secrets on this place and look what happens, secrets spilt everywhere.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruby Rose wrote:
You know you trust people with your darkest secrets on this place and look what happens, secrets spilt everywhere.

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Did I do it again? Ahhhh bugger!!!
It's not me..its the tourettes..honest!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girls are upset when guys don't like blow jobs because they think its something really nice they can do for their man and probably feel a bit embarrassed if all doesn't go according to plan. Its like a woman saying to a man, this penetration thing just ain't working out for me.
Obviously there are exceptions to every rule and of course not all guys like blowjobs and not all women like cunnilingus and once you have had some life experience you work out that it isn't an insult its merely preference for certain things.
But don't be too hard on a girl thats willing to get down and dirty for you, not all women will even go there!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I said, I do enjoy them. I just don't like it when they get upset that it doesn't get the desired result. Especially since I tell them in advance that it wont.

But that is the sanest answer so far, Ella, and I thank you for being a reasonable person. Wink you're neato.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never in all my born days did I think we would ever end up debating fellatio on this forum, it makes me giggle every time!!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get used to it, sister. I'll argue about anything! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hadn't noticed, you seem like such a placid young chap! *sniggers*

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't it nice to have a healthy,rigorous debate without anyone getting all snitchy.


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