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Ruby Rose · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

aaaaaaaaaargh goodness me, I wonder if Warren has any idea how much hairspray I wear Shocked

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EllaEmerald · Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 2026 Location: BRIGHTON

Is there anyone alive who doesn't steal from work?

Warren · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

I work from home and even I steal things !!
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Ruby Rose · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:13 am Post subject:

I'm with Warren, I work from home and I will steal anything I can get my dirty little hands on, I particularly like it when there's champagne in the fridge!

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Heather Sweet · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 1075 Location: Uk drifter

It's not so much the odd pen from work i absent mindedly shove in the bag. It's what i've nicked on the drink that's the worry.
1 Padestrian sign, 1 colne , 1 fake bottle of lansons , 1 building works frame, tens of t-lights and i used to wake up with a fag lighter down my cleaveage every other weekend.

how to please a woman .... hmmmmm

erm don't turn me into the cops for being a pissed clepto.

and have a sence of humour.

Herr Geist · Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 4956 Location: Brighton, England

I like her answer the best so far haha
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Broomy · Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 692

Heather Sweet · Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 1075 Location: Uk drifter

I'll swap you for a pair of heart pasties, and a bag of dortios.

Ruby Rose · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:04 am Post subject:

I'll swap you for lipstick, eyeliner, sparkly pretty eyeshadows, hairspray, setting lotion and curlers.

Do you know the street value of that stuff!!!!!!!!

Ahem oops, scuse me Embarassed

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Broomy · Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 692

I would love to jest with you girls but the attacks on crews have become so commonplace that we now wear stab-proof vests. Years ago, all that an ambulance crew member could do was, what was known as, scoop and run. Today we are trained to an exceptional degree, but the downside is that we are seen as soft targets, hence the stab vests.
But If anyone has an accident somewhere between the end of the M27 and the spur road down to Bournemouth, I'll make sure you get a bit of staff discount. Laughing

Ruby Rose · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:18 am Post subject:

Good heavens Broomy that sounds positively gaaahstly! They should give you guns, that would stop the nasty little blighters. What sort of sick twisted little individual would stab a paramedic. I'm dashed incensed to the point where I may have to swear online!!!!!! *stabs exclamation key hard repeatedly*

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Broomy · Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 692

Ruby, you are sweet. xx
We do have ways of dealing with the, shall we say, unruly. Next time you pass an ambulance, that's a frontline one, the emergency type, if the back door is open take a peek at the patient's chair, If they are on the stretcher they are usually of no physical danger to us, on the arms of the chair are hidden clasps, there is a secreted foot operated trigger. Any nonsense and they can be clamped in a nanosecond. The clamps are there for restraining patients with a history of violence, like mental health problems, but they are equally effective .........can't say anymore.
But you could buy a copy of today's Daily Mail and look up pages 30 & 31. All is revealed.