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Broomy



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warren wrote:
Learn to breathe thru your ears .....


Now that could come in very handy, but I would need to post the reason on the naughty thread.


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EvaBraun



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My top tips for romantic satisfaction,
Males, adore, worship and satisfy me, be a walking cash machine, cook, clean and tidy when requested, bring me gifts home every evening from work. However if you behave accordingly be sure that I will submit to you in the same way.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So..... you're probably single then, eh? haha

Get your own job! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EvaBraun wrote:
bring me gifts home every evening from work..


There aren't that many things at work that I could bring you... I think they'd notice if furniture started going missing.

Unless you have a thing for photocopiers...
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Herr Geist



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or old computer monitors!

The all green monochrome ones from deep in the storage.
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EvaBraun



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happily married I will have you know, with a man whom adores me and I adore back in equal measures!
xoxo Eva
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless you have a thing for photocopiers...[/quote]

I have a thing for all office equipment especially stationary... I work from home so don't have a stationary cupboard to raid but oh if I did...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's true what they say. There's a sucker born every minute. haha

I'm just playin' around. Good job on the happy marriage. Not many of those these days.
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Ruby Rose
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EvaBraun wrote:
My top tips for romantic satisfaction,
Males, adore, worship and satisfy me, be a walking cash machine, cook, clean and tidy when requested, bring me gifts home every evening from work. However if you behave accordingly be sure that I will submit to you in the same way.


Here here! Miss Braun, I heartily agree.

Ruby
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herrgeist wrote:
It's true what they say. There's a sucker born every minute.

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It's true there is!
xoxo Eva
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can never have enough suckers .....

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do love you warren!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lets run away together with the pixies, Ruby !!

And burn things !!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YAY! although you musn't singe my wings Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or get it in her hair.

WOOSH!



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