| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Herr Geist

Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 4956 Location: Brighton, England
|
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:09 am Post subject: |
|
|
Hey, at least you didn't say, "I'll always think of you every time I run out of tampons!".... which I've also heard. More than once. Enough times, in fact, that I now keep an assorted box in the glove compartment of my car and under the sink in my bathroom.
One thing I've learned about having nearly all female friends is that if you don't come prepared, you're somehow an asshole. haha.
At least they haven't gone as far as to consider me "one of the girls". Then I'd REALLY be in trouble.
_________________ Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
http://www.standalonegraphics.com
http://www.myspace.com/herrgeist |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Lily Belle

Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 246 Location: Bristol
|
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:31 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Yeah, I have lots of slutty male friends, and I worry about them, so I always have a ridiculous amount of extra safe condoms hidden about my person so that I can always make sure that they won't become babydaddys or infected fiends! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Herr Geist

Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 4956 Location: Brighton, England
|
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: |
|
|
That's very considerate of you.
I'd also like to state for the record that I am not a male slut. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been intimate with a girl in the past year and it's been the same girl every time. _________________ Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
http://www.standalonegraphics.com
http://www.myspace.com/herrgeist |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Lily Belle

Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 246 Location: Bristol
|
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I wasn't calling you one!
Its just, you do the tampon thing for your girlies
I do the condom thing for my boys
Together we could run a small chemist! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Herr Geist

Joined: 10 May 2007 Posts: 4956 Location: Brighton, England
|
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
haha I know you weren't. I just think some of the women around here might have the wrong idea about why I spend so much time in the company of females. But, seriously, what sane straight man wouldn't want to? haha. _________________ Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
http://www.standalonegraphics.com
http://www.myspace.com/herrgeist |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Miss Baby Bones Moderator

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 5644 Location: Brighton
|
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:35 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Herr Geist wrote: | | now keep an assorted box in the glove compartment of my car and under the sink in my bathroom. |
you rule!!!
xxx
_________________ www.ampwitch.com
www.theebigblack.com |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|