Innocent Twist
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The REM porn star strikes again!I have only one thing to say. Phew! Auntie Bettie; is there a cure for this affliction? Is there a way to rid a girls head of the demonic possesion that is Herrgeist? My stays were already loosend but the need for smelling salts was urgent. It's disturbing when one wakes up next to ones husband to be asked if one has had a bad dream. Flustered is an insufficient description.
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EllaEmerald
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Just wait til he crosses the Atlantic, then we'll all be in trouble. Its like a bizarre version of Nightmare on Elm St, Don't fall asleep! He can only get you when you're sleeping!! 
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Herr Geist
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Hey, I'm no predator. I'm almost afraid to come over there because, from what I'm told, I've got some women with naughty plans waiting and... that should be a great thought but it's almost scary haha.
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Innocent Twist
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Oh you poor sweet thing! Are the nasty ladies too scarwy for little, Geisty, Weisty? Never mind. There, there, Miss Twisty will kiss it all better. Tee hee. 
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EllaEmerald
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Thats what you get for being one of the only guys brave enough to visit this forum. Besides Warrens attached and his liking of cold beans seems to be a turn off for the average glam burly loving female.
All the single women will be forming a (not so orderly) queue......You should be flattered! 
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Herr Geist
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I'm flattered! I really am.
I'm just also very worried about my fun bits. haha
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Innocent Twist
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Smelling salts for Ella! Quick! Now ladies let's not forget our manners. A little decorum please.What Mr. Geist needs is a mature, buxom matronly type to attend to him - like me.
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