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Ruby Rose

The perfect gift for your gal...

Tired of "The Rules," ready to burn"Men are from Mars" ? then look no further than this little gem for the apple of your eye, The Perfect Gift

Ruby
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Herr Geist

I was hoping it would be that book that George Carlin once mentioned.

"The Gentleman's Guide To The Golden Age of Blowjobs"
Ruby Rose

Heavens to Betsy!

This forum is going to hell in a hand basket (I do hope there's a place for me).

Ruby
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p.s. I shadow wrote that book Shocked
Herr Geist

I tend to bring everything to hell with me Wink
EllaEmerald

Yet another post stuffed to bursting with Ruby Rose and Herrgeists filthy behaviour! Blowjobs indeed! We are ladies here!
(That happen to be very good in the sack...)
Ruby Rose

*snigger*
Herr Geist

You may be ladies but I'm male and American.

That's my excuse.
Chocolat'eclaire

Hey, I'm sure I have that book... or is it "How to tickle his pickle", sure its along the same lines! (*Oh, sorrry to bring the conversation down but it's Saturday night and the parties are always the best in the smoking room.)
Dont worry - I've smacked my own wrists.
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Broomy

Chocolat'eclaire wrote:
Hey, I'm sure I have that book... or is it "How to tickle his pickle", sure its along the same lines! (*Oh, sorrry to bring the conversation down but it's Saturday night and the parties are always the best in the smoking room.)
Dont worry - I've smacked my own wrists.
XX

Didn't Pfizer, use that line? How to tickle his pickle, when they first marketed Viagra.
If you dissolve a viagra tablet in water and then use it as an eye bath, does it make you look hard?
My Nan told me that she slips grandad half a viagra tablet every night in his cocoa. Good for you Grandma, I told her. Darling, she said, you couldn't be more wrong. It stops him rolling out of the bed at night. Mind you, I've had to crush it and then make sure it was dissolved in his cocoa. Apparently it was getting stuck as it went down and poor old Grandpa kept complaining of a stiff neck.
Ruby Rose

tee hee Laughing
Chocolat'eclaire

Broomstick Pilot wrote:

If you dissolve a viagra tablet in water and then use it as an eye bath, does it make you look hard?



Oh, that is the funniest thing! Very Happy

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