Broomy
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Minimum wage.Dearest Bettie, My darling husband produces a six figure net income. It simply isn't enough! We live in a charming five bedroomed home, owned previously by a premiership footballer, but I have my eyes on a riverside £1M+ home. We also have a charming little bolt hole in Florida, but Darling, one simply must have a BIG bolt hole in Florida. I gleaned from a certain web site that the former MP Edwina Curry actually divorced her first husband because he was unable to earn in excess of £100,000. Poor Darling, how could she have coped with the mental torture of so menial an income? There is a pot bellied, old lothario, who is forever leering down my chest, he's worth an absolute mint. I am toying with idea of divorcing hubby but keep him for the bedroom, and marrying smelly Sam for his wonga. Do you think it would end in tears? Yours, practically in the workhouse. Witchykins.
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