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Warren

How to please a man ?

Possibly the shortest Q and A ever . .
Herr Geist

A large, well prepared steak and lots of hot, silly, kinky, rough sex.


If you're rich, buying me an Astin Martin DB9, a 17" MacBook Pro with all the trimmings, and an iPhone wouldn't hurt.
Gehenna

I think my wife nailed that one down.

Turn up naked, bring beer.

Shame I prefer Cider! Evil or Very Mad
Ruby Rose

I'm with Herr Geist, what number plate do you want on the DB9?

Good choice of car btw.

Ruby
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Herr Geist

I'm not picky. I just want one.
EllaEmerald

Suck his cock. Lets not over intellectualise this!
Warren

Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...
Miss Baby Bones

good lord!! LOL

i think a roast dinner on a motorbike would do it for chris

xxx
Herr Geist

Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.

An Astin Martin would give me much more joy than a blowjob ever could.
Al Palooka

WHAT????!!!!!!!!!?????? ARE YOU BOTH INSANE!!????????[/list][/quote]
Herr Geist

Hey, just because you're easy to please doesn't mean we have to be! Very Happy
ClaudiaAtlantis

Quote:
Herrgeist Posted:

Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.


You poor chaps.....you've obviously been playing with the wrong ladies! Very Happy
Herr Geist

Do you know how many ladies I've heard that from? haha

They're all "the best" at it, aren't they?
DarklyDelicious Millicent

ClaudiaAtlantis wrote:
Quote:
Herrgeist Posted:

Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.


You poor chaps.....you've obviously been playing with the wrong ladies! Very Happy


Quite agree Claudia!
Herr Geist

Women always get SO weird about this subject. And everytime they promise me that they can do it better, they never can. haha.

Weird
DarklyDelicious Millicent

Shocked

wont agree to disagree.....leave it there.......or its gonna get awkward....glad someones up and around, but then its not midnight with you is it!


Miss Millicent
Herr Geist

haha yeah. this subject actually wrecked my last relationship. just a little insight into how odd women can get about it.

No. It's only 7 pm here. But Im always up til at least 4 am unless I didn't sleep at all the night before.
Gehenna

I'm in agreement with those who are pro BJ. Of course penetrative sex is also good, but it all comes down to how the couple work together in the bed, on the floor, over the kitchen sink, on the graveyard tomb.... I could go on but I have this strange desire to do other stuff all of a sudden.
Herr Geist

I didn't say I don't enjoy the activity. I definitely do. It's just not a priority by any means. I can think of much more entertaining things to do during naughty time.
Gehenna

Herrgeist wrote:
I didn't say I don't enjoy the activity. I definitely do. It's just not a priority by any means. I can think of much more entertaining things to do during naughty time.


Like I said how good things are come down to how well the couple are with each other in the area of intimacy, sexuality and whatever else turns them both on.

And everyone has their preferred kinks - I don't see peple as inferior or superior because they do or don't like or prefer. Sex and sexual preference isn't a contest despite what most teenage boys think - I still cringe when I remember how it was normal to talk BS about having a massive knob when I was going through puberty.
Herr Geist

haha yeah.

My penis size isn't really MY problem when it comes right down to it. hahaha
Miss Baby Bones

a graveyard tomb?

you goffick, sir.

xxx
Gehenna

Miss Baby Bones wrote:
a graveyard tomb?

you goffick, sir.

xxx


Nope, my other half is. As for graveyard tombs, I just figured I'd put that in because a met several people who have fantasised about it.
ClaudiaAtlantis

Hmm this is quite a thought provoking topic for me. I have only ever been with one man (or woman for that matter!) and I like to think that we know eachother extremely well. However, what works for him won't necessarily be right for someone else. I think the best way to please a man is to know him and what he likes, rather than just assuming "this is what they all like".
Herr Geist

I won't argue that point. It's a good point. And good on you for finding that one person and sticking with them. Not many people end up staying with their first and only.

But being that you've only been with one person, I don't really see how you could say much about "playing around with the wrong ladies."

Not that it matters. EVERY single girl I've ever discussed it with says that she could make me love a BJ, and every girl that has tried has failed quite miserably. And it wouldn't be so bad if they just failed and said "Oh well, I tried!" No. They fail and get pissed off at ME! haha. HOW DARE YOU NOT ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I SAID YOU WOULD! This after I already told them that it's just not a big deal for me. It's not like I didn't warn them.

This is one of the many reasons I know that I'll never truly figure out women.
Ruby Rose

Herrgeist wrote:
This is one of the many reasons I know that I'll never truly figure out women.


Try replacing the word women with girls. Sounds like you've been dealing with girls not women.

Ruby
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Herr Geist

I've heard THAT before, too. haha

I'll just do everyone a favor and use the word "females".

I don't have anything against females at all. I understand that most relationships will be difficult because I am difficult to deal with. Most of the things that go wrong in friendships/relationships with females are my fault. I don't know. I guess I'm just willing to accept that males and females are different creatures and you can only love someone for what they have to offer. I have no expectations anymore so I'm never really let down. I just do what I can and enjoy the company people grace me with.

I love women. I don't have any odd feelings toward them or anything. But every once in a while I'll notice a phenomenon that will surprise me. I can only imagine what type of retardation you ladies observe from us. haha
Ruby Rose

Oooh dear someone does have it bad!!!!

Ruby
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Herr Geist

No, I just hit Submit before I was done. The edit will explain it all better.
ClaudiaAtlantis

Sigh I was teasing! The problem with most girls (as Ruby so wonderfully termed it) is that they think they're so good at it that they're not willing to learn anything new.

Just because I have only ever been with one person doesn't neccessarily mean I dont know what I'm talking about. I had a very liberal upbringing and a lot of friends that slept aound and came crying to me when it went wrong
Herr Geist

I didn't mean to insult you.
Heather Sweet

hhhmmmmmm

Burly men are a strange , rare and exotic breed.
Most guys would be fine with beer and a blowjob.
Nope, A good vintage champagne, in a sports car,
whilest wearing silks, and possibly humming the thundercat theme tune.

I think burly guys like to be pampered as much as we do.
There not as simple or as easily pleased as the average joe / jeff.
Broomy

http://www.blacktable.com/tucker030907.htm
Puck

Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...

You haven't had the right one.
Ruby Rose

Puck wrote:
Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...

You haven't had the right one.


lol, this is going to open a can of worms!!!! the boys on here have some funny old ideas!

Ruby
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Herr Geist

I've already said all I have to say on that subject.
Ruby Rose

There you are, I didn't think it would take you long to pop up Wink

Ruby
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Herr Geist

I HATE BLOWJOBS!

There!

I said it!

Also... I'm lying! Very Happy
Chocolat'eclaire

Herrgeist wrote:
I HATE BLOWJOBS!

There!

I said it!

Also... I'm lying! Very Happy


Rolling Eyes does that mean you were lying about the chocolate thing too? Embarassed .... so a chocolate covered bj would be your idea of hell then?
Herr Geist

I still hate chocolate and I'm not trying to get box seats for fellatio either.

I'll still go to the show, though.
Miss Baby Bones

tee hee hee, puck you are a naughty boy!
Selena Lix

im with ruby and claudia on this one - girls who think they are really good and arent up for trying to please the other person are just that - girls

and what suits one person isnt necesarily gonna suit someone else.key here is communication and not being scared of what the other thinks - its best to be honest.
oh dear - i do sound like ricki lake now Confused
Herr Geist

Yes. Being brave enough to scream, "HEY! TEETH!" is a must.
Selena Lix

ROFL
Boudicca

Herrgeist wrote:
Yes. Being brave enough to scream, "HEY! TEETH!" is a must.


What if she takes em out for you?
Hahahahahahahaaaa
Shocked
Ruby Rose

*snigger*
Heather Sweet

EEEwwwwwww

Boudicca wrote:

What if she takes em out for you?
Hahahahahahahaaaa
Shocked


lol , well you know the saying you can't teach your grandma to suck eggs -

( i have a feeling we may have to go to the naughty corner for deriving humour from the elderly )
Boudicca

Re: EEEwwwwwww

Heather Sweet wrote:
Boudicca wrote:

What if she takes em out for you?
Hahahahahahahaaaa
Shocked


lol , well you know the saying you can't teach your grandma to suck eggs -

( i have a feeling we may have to go to the naughty corner for deriving humour from the elderly )


Hahahaaaaaa..I'm ALWAYS in the naughty corner anyway..

And who says its just geriatrics..theres a dodgy eld boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..
Herr Geist

Boudicca, you are absolutely terrible.

Looks like we'll get along fine haha.
Ruby Rose

Re: EEEwwwwwww

Boudicca wrote:
.theres a dodgy old boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..


There really is no need to talk about me like that, in fact I find it quite hurtful and you are obviously deeply jealous of my oral dexterity.

Ruby
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Boudicca

Re: EEEwwwwwww

Ruby Rose wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
.theres a dodgy old boiler who lives in our local area, whos a little loose and has a definate lack of teeth..we call her JUANITA(one eater)
Hehehehehe..


There really is no need to talk about me like that, in fact I find it quite hurtful and you are obviously deeply jealous of my oral dexterity.

Ruby
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Sorry Ruby..
Does that mean I should keep my gob shut about your glass eye and wooden leg too?
Hehe..
Confused
Boudicca

Herrgeist wrote:
Boudicca, you are absolutely terrible.

Looks like we'll get along fine haha.


Me..terrible?
I'm a little angel..I just better watch my halo doesn't slip down and bloody choke me!!
Wink
Ruby Rose

You know you trust people with your darkest secrets on this place and look what happens, secrets spilt everywhere.

Ruby
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Boudicca

Ruby Rose wrote:
You know you trust people with your darkest secrets on this place and look what happens, secrets spilt everywhere.

Ruby
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Did I do it again? Ahhhh bugger!!!
It's not me..its the tourettes..honest!
Embarassed
EllaEmerald

Girls are upset when guys don't like blow jobs because they think its something really nice they can do for their man and probably feel a bit embarrassed if all doesn't go according to plan. Its like a woman saying to a man, this penetration thing just ain't working out for me.
Obviously there are exceptions to every rule and of course not all guys like blowjobs and not all women like cunnilingus and once you have had some life experience you work out that it isn't an insult its merely preference for certain things.
But don't be too hard on a girl thats willing to get down and dirty for you, not all women will even go there!
Herr Geist

As I said, I do enjoy them. I just don't like it when they get upset that it doesn't get the desired result. Especially since I tell them in advance that it wont.

But that is the sanest answer so far, Ella, and I thank you for being a reasonable person. Wink you're neato.
Ruby Rose

Never in all my born days did I think we would ever end up debating fellatio on this forum, it makes me giggle every time!!! Shocked

Ruby
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Herr Geist

Get used to it, sister. I'll argue about anything! Twisted Evil
Ruby Rose

I hadn't noticed, you seem like such a placid young chap! *sniggers*

Ruby
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EllaEmerald

Isn't it nice to have a healthy,rigorous debate without anyone getting all snitchy.
Heather Sweet

awwww

Give him lots of care and attention and treats,
Pick up after his shit,
Rub his belly.
Heather Sweet

oh dear

Ooooooooops, wrong posting.
should have been how to please a dog.

( te he )
Miss Baby Bones

hahaha!!!

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