PinkGlitterKitty
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Dear Auntie Bettie, Is there a lady like way to deal with......those uncontrollable rages that can ambush at certain times of the month? Where you are sure every one around you (particularly the male of the species) is just there to drive you insane and you have to avoid sharp objects for their safety...
*growlingly*
PGK
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Auntie Bettie
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Dear Miss Kitty,
This is an oh so simple and easily dealt with situation. I used to find the most efficient way of dealing with my dear departed Algernon was to head straight for my rhinestone encrusted drinks cabinet, and immediately mix a large martini, once I had done this three times I would stealthily apply my best hat and armed only with my favourite lipstick and his credit card head straight for the nearest department store.
However, if this is not on option open to you I would recommend a shopping spree on his ebay account, this will remove all need for hiding sharp objects, after all it will only be you who has to clean up the mess dear and removing all forensic evidence which is so tediously time consuming, as my Algie would be able to testify to, if he were still here…….
I hope this is of help to you darling.
Yours,
Dame Bettie
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PinkGlitterKitty
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Dear Auntie Bettie,
Thank you soo much for your sane and sage advice.
I can report all further homicidal thoughts were chased from my mind on the receipt this morning of a fine pair of new heels.
Never let it be said Mr PGK's survival instinct is anything less than perfectly honed.
PGK
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