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Heather Sweet

Dear Auntie B

My little sister has caught a cold in scotland and brought it home with her.
I love her very much but when she's poorly like most people she get's very needy and whiney and wan't attention and cuddles.

I have an interview coming up and don't want to catch her plague.

Is it wrong to lace her lemsip with a dash of absinthe to knock the kid out for a couple of hours ?
Broomy

Re: Dear Auntie B

Heather Sweet wrote:
My little sister has caught a cold in scotland and brought it home with her.
I love her very much but when she's poorly like most people she get's very needy and whiney and wan't attention and cuddles.

I have an interview coming up and don't want to catch her plague.

Is it wrong to lace her lemsip with a dash of absinthe to knock the kid out for a couple of hours ?


Heather Sweet, darling, do be practical. Absinthe gives off a sweet perfume, it is a tipple of which you are fond. Others are going to put two and two together, you catch my drift? I would use vodka. Tasteless, odourless and undetectable. Give her about quarter bottle, that should do the trick!
Heather Sweet

cleaver hover -er

Didn't even cross my mind. Vodka would have been a much better idea,
Alas i should have made the first blow as germ warefare has broken out and im now poorly.

the revenge shall be quick and painless.
Boudicca

Re: cleaver hover -er

Heather Sweet wrote:
Didn't even cross my mind. Vodka would have been a much better idea,
Alas i should have made the first blow as germ warefare has broken out and im now poorly.

the revenge shall be quick and painless.


Well, I suggest you swap the vodka for whiskey..and make yourself some lovely hot toddies instead...
Get well soon,honey!
Heather Sweet

X

Awww x danka x absinthe , vodka, whisky , it's all good x
Broomy

Hey, Heather Sweet, how's the plague? Do you want me to put a hex on your germ spreading sibling? Bring her out in boils.
Heather Sweet

argue

Much better thanks witchy x

No need for the hex . The evil one has been expelled from this burly house , ( well she's gone up to leeds ) but it sounds more dramatic.

Could do with a couple of love spells x frog to prince if youve got it there's tons in the pond.
Selena Lix

dont worry miss sweet theyll turn up when least expected, and in my case, usually when i've just got someone
Broomy

Re: argue

Heather Sweet wrote:
Much better thanks witchy x

No need for the hex . The evil one has been expelled from this burly house , ( well she's gone up to leeds ) but it sounds more dramatic.

Could do with a couple of love spells x frog to prince if youve got it there's tons in the pond.


For you my darling, no problem.

http://www.love-spells-magic.com
Heather Sweet

blessed be

awwwww, your to cute x

i'll keep those contacts up my wizards sleeve.

The froggy spell hasn't worked so well in the past.
sat in the garden with rose quarts, red and pink candles and rose peatles.

" Oh dearest froggy i mean no harm-
come and sit upon my palm-
if i kiss you do not wince-
im trying to find a handsome price.

A crash of drums a flash of light.
i thought our love was dynamite
But charming is not a la mode
that bastard froggy was a toad.

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