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How to please a woman!
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Miss Baby Bones
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:37 pm    Post subject: How to please a woman! Reply with quote

do the washing up!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only I'd have known before it was that easy.

Life should be fairly simple from now on Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I call shennanigans on this! I'm a super clean freak type person. Laundry, kitchens, carpets, bathrooms and even my own body. If it has even a slight hint of odor that only a bloodhound could smell, I'm gonna clean it til it shines... even my own body!

Oh wait.... women love me.... Twisted Evil

Yeah, this is probably true, fellas. Listen to the Bones Lady.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a sweeping generalisation. In my experience this isn't always true.

Any more gems you'd like to share?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well.... Twisted Evil

Spend load of money on shopping, wining and dining and then.........get lost so I can try on all the pretty things and go out with friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever gets you out of my hair, lady.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smudge wrote:
That's a sweeping generalisation. In my experience this isn't always true.

Any more gems you'd like to share?



yes, the jewel in the crown is...

dont answer back!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in my humble opinion women and men respond to the same thing..being listned to, and agreed with. Unfortunitly i often find myself very disagrable.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw you're a sweetie.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Learn to breathe thru your ears .....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love you boys! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We know Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I note the use of the word 'boys'


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just read the title of this thread out loud, then Angel chipped in with the reply, "be a woman."

It's the scrap heap for me then... Crying or Very sad


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