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Warren
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: How to please a man ? Reply with quote
Possibly the shortest Q and A ever . .


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Herr Geist



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A large, well prepared steak and lots of hot, silly, kinky, rough sex.


If you're rich, buying me an Astin Martin DB9, a 17" MacBook Pro with all the trimmings, and an iPhone wouldn't hurt.
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Gehenna



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think my wife nailed that one down.

Turn up naked, bring beer.

Shame I prefer Cider! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm with Herr Geist, what number plate do you want on the DB9?

Good choice of car btw.

Ruby
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm not picky. I just want one.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suck his cock. Lets not over intellectualise this!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
good lord!! LOL

i think a roast dinner on a motorbike would do it for chris

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.

An Astin Martin would give me much more joy than a blowjob ever could.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
WHAT????!!!!!!!!!?????? ARE YOU BOTH INSANE!!????????[/list][/quote]
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey, just because you're easy to please doesn't mean we have to be! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.


You poor chaps.....you've obviously been playing with the wrong ladies! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you know how many ladies I've heard that from? haha

They're all "the best" at it, aren't they?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ClaudiaAtlantis wrote:
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Warren wrote:
Personally I think blow jobs are over rated...


I absolutely agree with this.


You poor chaps.....you've obviously been playing with the wrong ladies! Very Happy


Quite agree Claudia!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Women always get SO weird about this subject. And everytime they promise me that they can do it better, they never can. haha.

Weird


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